Talos Guide YouI’m Amy, I’m nineteen and a certified skyrim geek who enjoys vodka, avocados, game of thrones, the walking dead, horror, cream cheese and short shorts. Tumblr (3.0; @jarlofwindhelm)http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a178ed11d9bc130da3ebecc594ff5d7b/tumblr_mmyfxnHvl01rfr1edo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51323980480http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51323980480Sat, 25 May 2013 20:41:38 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7210008ee8bb2cfc03f2bfd8251a30c/tumblr_mkgs9lpmEp1r98nl1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51296968948http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51296968948Sat, 25 May 2013 13:22:31 +0100<div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://bloodoflions.tumblr.com/">bloodoflions</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51296592127">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em><a href="http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51296592127">Tips for boys regarding chatting up a girl: Don’t&#8230;</a></em></div> <blockquote>Light him on fire go on</blockquote> <p>I will probably see him at some point soon, I&#8217;ll make a note of carrying gasoline and matches around with me until then. </p>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51296706160http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51296706160Sat, 25 May 2013 13:15:41 +0100<p>Tips for boys regarding chatting up a girl:<br/>Don&#8217;t do it if she has a boyfriend.<br/>Don&#8217;t do it if you have a girlfriend.<br/>Don&#8217;t tell me that I look 21, <em>I know you&#8217;re lying. </em></p>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51296592127http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51296592127Sat, 25 May 2013 13:12:37 +0100plus your gf is hotter dan u soz babego die<p>I am the worst person for buying into weight loss, diety, exercisey things.</p>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51257712446http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51257712446Sat, 25 May 2013 00:08:58 +0100idcI give up<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b1eb18e3bff6536bc9812799d19929b/tumblr_mnbdzouv0u1qee6wmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f25271fee00ba158022ccf8924a86062/tumblr_mnbdzouv0u1qee6wmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kathybethterry.tumblr.com/post/51237130200/amanda-bynes-appears-in-new-york-city-court-on">kathybethterry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges</p> </blockquote>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51254878519http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51254878519Fri, 24 May 2013 23:27:57 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llnwimyRBK1qza5wfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51254790814http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51254790814Fri, 24 May 2013 23:26:41 +0100<p>I kind of want to decorate a floor with a mosaic of two pence pieces.</p>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51253766152http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51253766152Fri, 24 May 2013 23:11:52 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f96cb53fb56fcc44f24fcbc4a5ba8aa4/tumblr_mkrgxa3zpx1qc6svxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianborthwick.tumblr.com/post/47161525671/thierry-muglers-paris-apartment-i-dont-want">ianborthwick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Thierry Mugler’s Paris Apartment</strong></p> <p>“I don’t want real possession. What I need and what I wanted in this apartment was its space - and to keep it as empty as possible.”</p> <p><em>Taken from Living Well: The New York Times Book of Home Design and Decoration, Ed. Carrie Donovan, 1981</em></p> <p> (via 2thewalls.com)</p> </blockquote>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51253116162http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51253116162Fri, 24 May 2013 23:02:31 +0100“I feel like I’ve done six months of heavy cocaine use.”<br/><br/> - <em>My mother on having snorted a box of powdered cinnamon. </em>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51252099990http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51252099990Fri, 24 May 2013 22:48:10 +0100no lie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6978c664e7169748bf0b9a16cf0ff4af/tumblr_mmmuvnSncN1rwojjao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51249129938http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51249129938Fri, 24 May 2013 22:06:15 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9581fbc6c46e061feb2132f1b3d71777/tumblr_mkv4wd1APl1rvleb6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://icy-fashion.tumblr.com/post/47328295500/emanuel-ungaro-spring-2011">icy-fashion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>EMANUEL UNGARO SPRING 2011</em></p> </blockquote>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51247693171http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51247693171Fri, 24 May 2013 21:45:49 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6s5xryFyY1qbppbno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51065272479http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51065272479Wed, 22 May 2013 13:19:31 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5cfc1bf156748551f0121f1c855e979/tumblr_mn73n19oAl1qh9ohlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brainplataform.tumblr.com/post/51061415944/small-skull-framed" class="tumblr_blog">brainplataform</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>SMALL SKULL framed</p></blockquote>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51065264860http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51065264860Wed, 22 May 2013 13:19:19 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m845t464WF1rrlcrlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51065252670http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51065252670Wed, 22 May 2013 13:19:00 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4756d51862d2b872c740788ecd09a075/tumblr_ml5zpmfY2l1rkogzbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51065106559http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/51065106559Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:00 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/932453cfa8802b488b46a414796e9d20/tumblr_mn5m7oifC31qcongbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This jumper is the comfiest thing in the world. Revision is not.</p>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/50992237511http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/50992237511Tue, 21 May 2013 16:11:48 +0100merevisionstinks<p>Want to nap but the cleaner is about to invade, want to shower but he&#8217;s not finished in the bathroom. I hate it.</p>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/50894846129http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/50894846129Mon, 20 May 2013 09:26:12 +0100<p>Tried to explain a 3D kpop video I saw in John Lewis to Holly &amp; Mazzpants but all I could remember was colourful balls and grey suits. </p>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/50857499661http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/50857499661Sun, 19 May 2013 23:29:50 +0100mr simple<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdab500d6ec225f40e90b49231c0ae69/tumblr_mn2g4wvWSS1qcongbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hey</p>http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/50855789284http://jarlofwindhelm.tumblr.com/post/50855789284Sun, 19 May 2013 23:07:44 +0100